Listen up, folks. Today I’m in the mood for dishing out hot, fresh writing advice the likes of which you haven’t heard before. Why? Because every other advice column on the net is a scam. I mean they give you ten rules, the last of which is always: there are no rules. What I’m telling you is that there is one single method that will work every time. Don’t believe me? Well, you’re entitled to your opinion, even if it is wrong. Without further ado, here’s Bertein Alstein’s Tried-and-Tested Bestseller-Writing Guide:
Read the rest here.
Just a bit of fun.
This story was written as part of The Ray Bradbury Project. I’m trying to write one story a week for a year (oh Lord.) Anyway, you can check out the previous installments using the tags on the right!